For comedy purposes the seven inch incision on my chest will now be referred to as my "chest vagina." I think it deflects the seriousness of my surgery. That, and my wound is like a vagina. It has what the doctors call "drainage." In other words, it bleeds not unlike a vagina.
I can't bring myself to look at my chest vagina, but when I took a peek it did kind of look like a vagina. Especially during "that" time of the month. It is also aggravating and makes me bitch, again, not unlike a real vagina.
So like a real vagina, I only hope to bleed for a week before it stops. Until then, I will keep taping maxi-pads to my chest. I will keep my chest vagina clean so I don't have that, "not so fresh" feeling.
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