#1. Blues players make what's known as "The blues face." You know how people make funny looking "O" faces or awful looking "duck faces?" Well, blues players make "blues faces" when they play.
Well, it's not just for men, women can do it too.
In fact, they had a woman blues player up there, so I got to see the "female blues face" in action.
#2. Danger! White Man Dancing
With cheap beer comes great responsibility. Seriously, you get enough beer in some of the older guys, the bad dancing will come out.
Yeah, don't ask me cause I don't know either.
#6. No black people at the blues bar.
So I know that it's been said that white people stole the black man's music. I know the blues started in the South with the black community, so why is it that there are no black people at the blues bar? Something to think about.
#7. Didn't he just play that?
Now remember, these guys are friends of mine. And I'm not afraid to admit that they are much better players than myself. That said, all these blues solos are starting to sound the same. I mean, it takes real talent to play them, and the tone is great, but for some reason they all start to sound the same after a while.
To the heavily tattooed chick.
#9. End of the night.
Please Lord, don't let these people drive home. Please.