But the question I thought to myself is, "how angry am I really?" On a scale of .... oh who cares. Scales mean different things to different people so it doesn't really work well. I need a better way to express how angry I am.
So I thought about the one guy who was really pissed at someone. That would be Zeus. Now we are talking Greek God angry.
I am referring to Zeus' anger at Prometheus. No, not this guy:
On a side note I still want to kick Damon Lindelof in the nuts for what he did to that movie. They said it was one of the best scripts Hollywood had seen in a long time. It also answered all the questions that people had from the "Alien" movies. But then Lindelof comes along, and decides to get it all "Mystified" and stuff. Now we are going to have to have a second Prometheus movie to explain all the stuff that the second one didn't tell us. But I digress.
I am talking about this Prometheus:
Prometheus was one of the original Titans who gave fire to humankind, and was punished for this by Zeus. Which leads me to one of the biggest angry decisions I've ever heard of. Zeus had Prometheus chained to a rock on a mountainside.
Prometheus didn't get:
- Bathroom break
- A Lawyer
- A one way ticket to Tartarus.
- Or anything that the U.N. would say he was entitled to.
Why every single day? Well, since Prometheus was a Titan that made him immortal. So every night his wounds would regenerate, only to be ripped out the very next day. He wouldn't die and go to Tartarus. He could only live, chained to the rock, damned to have his guts torn out by that giant bird.
On a funny side note, it was actually Hercules that rescued Prometheus from his bondage on the mountaintop. So Prometheus did eventually get away from that situation.
But it makes me think. That is some serious anger. I mean that is beyond cruel and unusual punishment. When they said that the Gods were cruel, they weren't kidding.
If Zeus had a theme song for his vengeance, I assume it would be this: