Next up in his 19th season is The Jerry Springer Show. Jerry truly is the Ringmaster. His 3 PM time slot is perfect after Steve. Lately Jerry has really stepped up in calling people out. He has really come out with real common sense, especially regarding relationships. It's funny listening to Jerry try to talk common sense with rednecks, hillbillies, transexuals, hoodrats, baby mamas, and common white trash.
At 4 PM comes the Maury Show starring Maury Povich. His show was below average until he discovered affordable DNA testing. Who knew there were so many sluts not using protection out there? No wonder the cases of AID-HIV are still going up. His show really shot up when there was one woman who kept bringing guys in to test if they were her baby's daddy. By last count she was up to 18 men. You had to watch the show just to see if she was coming on. Namely because she would bring three men at a time.
It's also funny how many men's mothers want them to get their babies tested. It's because the mother hates the wife/girlfriend so much that they lie, and say the wife/girlfriend has been sleeping around, is a whore, etc. What's funny is, everytime I have seen that happen, the guy is the father. The woman didn't cheat, and the Mom lied about her being a whore, etc.
Now that I think about it, with this lineup, will I ever get any work done?